Stigma Sunday, Dec 21 2008 

Shh.  Don’t tell anyone.  Here at Screw Iowa! we’ve started publishing books.  That’s right, we’re actually putting our books into print and finding readers for them, without the help of an agent, a publicist, or even a commercial press.  We’re doing it . . .all on our own.

Wait a minute, you say.  Isn’t there a stigma associated with self-publishing?   Isn’t self-publication for writers who aren’t good enough to make the grade?  And isn’t it just a one-way ticket to a dead-end?

Interesting question.  It’s something that, up until a few months ago, we were asking ourselves.  But now that we’re actually (shh . . .don’t tell anyone) doing it, we have some answers, too.

Is there a stigma associated with self-publishing?  You bet there is—at least as far as many agents, editors, distributors, and booksellers are concerned.  Some of them grant a self-published writer as much respect as well, let’s just say, the stuff they scrape off their shoes on their way in the door.  But among readers—the actual living, flesh and blood people who like to read books?  Not at all. They’re just delighted to meet you.  An author with a book?  Do tell.  They can’t wait to hear more.

What about the quality of self-published books, you protest.  Aren’t they just awful? Well, it’s true there’s a lot of fluff in the self-published world, but there are a lot of hidden gems, too.  Just like the shelves of Barnes and Noble.  If the major publishers put out nothing but quality books, they’d have the right to look down their noses on people who choose to go their own way.  Otherwise, as the saying goes, people in glass houses . . .

Did we mention that in some publishing circles writers aren’t even called authors anymore?  They’re content-fillers.

But surely all those self-published books end up in the dustbin, you say.  You mean just like all those new books on the shelves of major bookstores that end up being returned or remaindered because their publishers won’t spend the time or money to back and promote them?  At least when you publish your own book, you can take as much time as you like to build your audience.  And your book will never go out of print, unless you want it to.

Who will read your book if you publish it on your own? The same people who will read it if you publish it through a commercial press: people who know you, people you reach out to, and people who like books like the one you have written.

It’s almost enough to make you wonder if the self-publishing stigma isn’t perpetuated by commercial publishers for a very good reason: to keep down the competition, and to ensure their monopoly—deserved or not—of the people who read. 

Chocolate Chip Cookies Wednesday, Aug 13 2008 

Ever go to the grocery store to pick out a box of chocolate chip cookies? The aisle is full of varieties, packed in all kinds of boxes and bags, every possible size and color and shape. Mini-chips, dark chocolate, soft-baked, hard.

Now imagine that you’re a baker with the best chocolate cookie recipe ever. Everyone loves your cookies, even your mother-in-law. You finally decide to take them public. So you march to the closest Nabisco factory, recipe in hand. To your surprise, you find that you’re not the only person with a new chocolate chip cookie recipe to sell. There are thousands of bakers just like you, each claiming to have a new and unique cookie, better than the rest. The factory has hired a purchasing agent, just to screen the applicants, but you can’t even get him to try a sample of your cookie. He has boxes and boxes of cookies already, moldering in every corner of his office, piled from floor to ceiling, You leave the factory incensed—and outraged. How will you ever get anyone to buy your cookies if they won’t even take a bite?

What does this have to do with writing, you ask? Well, take a look at that manuscript you’re working on. Don’t think of it as a book—think of it as a chocolate chip cookie.
It’s a matter of supply and demand. There are simply far more books being written today than the publishing industry can possibly handle—just as there are far more cookie recipes than anyone could ever bake. Even delicious ones.

What’s a writer to do?

There’s no easy answer, but it helps to understand that publishing is nothing special. It’s a business like any other, controlled by the same economic factors that affect every other industry, including the need to make a profit to survive. Go to any bookstore. The shelves are already crammed with books. Your job is to figure out a way to squeeze in room for one more.

It also helps to realize that none of this is new. Writers have always struggled to get their books into print. Like baking, it helps to be creative, and like any other business endeavor, it helps to be persistent. In the weeks to come, we’ll profile writers who have made it into print, along with other intriguing news from the publishing world. You might be surprised at what you learn. There are new and inventive opportunities for writers springing up by the day—one of them just might be right for you.

By the way, if you happen to have the best recipe ever for chocolate cookies, please don’t be shy. Send it along. At Screw Iowa! we’re not ashamed to admit we’re addicted. Sometimes a little bit of chocolate is just what we need to fuel the muse.